Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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