If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
You know, be my cock's hype man.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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