I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I just gargled with NyQuil
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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