You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
