What a fucking waste of an outfit
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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