So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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