did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Randomize
