doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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