he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
that may or may not have been my penis.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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