i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Girls should come with a carfax report
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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