K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
We had to coat check the pizza.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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