Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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