I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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