I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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