So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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