Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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