Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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