If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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