Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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