But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Randomize
