so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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