Those balls look pretty dangerous.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
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