So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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