DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
