I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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