he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Is it because I queefed?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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