I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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