yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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