...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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