It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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