We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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