why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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