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You surviving the open bar?

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Super asto ex polenta omaha botad

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(708): View more from Illinois

chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles

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(212): View more from New York

your tears are not going to buy me drinks...

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.

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(660): View more from Missouri

what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?

(816): View more from Missouri

um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.

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where's the fun in that?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."

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(614): View more from Ohio

i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.

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