ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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