Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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