So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
