shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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