Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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