My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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