i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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