i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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