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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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