I think I died a long time ago.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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