THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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