I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
