mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
bring money and cleavage
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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