we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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