normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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