do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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