i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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