Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I currently don't understand fingers.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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