can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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