i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Did we literally take a cab across the street
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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