So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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